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1. your heart is the heart of a mountain and i’ve been climbing for 10 months now.

2. i’ve been carrying around the bottle cap from my first beer. i keep it in my purse next to the map i made of your veins.

3. a piece of me dies when i picture someone else’s fingernails running over the arch of your back. you used to set me ablaze with one flick of your tongue and now you don’t even text me back.

4. you made me weak and you made the number on the scale drop but god i just want to be in your bed again.

5. ever since the night you spent in it, my bed scratches a little deeper into my heart each night.

6. i don’t think we ever learned each other’s favorite colors, but i’ll die believing we were soulmates anyway.

7. you were a volcano of depression and i was a tornado of anxiety. i barreled into you and we both disintegrated in the damage but i promise i only did it to be closer to you.

8. if, ten years from now, you show up and hold me by my neck the way i like and try to pull me out of my life, i will let you. i will let you because my skin and my heart still burn from the feel of your lips.

i just wanted to hear ‘i love you too’ (via wittyandgritty)

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

  • baby:

    d... d... d...

  • father:

    ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!

  • baby:

    d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

  • baby:

    *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit


Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein take a breather between shots on the set of Portlandia.

Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein take a breather between shots on the set of Portlandia.